Arrr matey, ye be hearin' tales of TikTok's beginnings with the likes of GOP scallywag Jeff Yass in the mix!
2024-04-18
Ye scallywags be privy to court documents, accidentally released, spinnin' a yarn 'bout the birth of ByteDance, its treacherous journey to prosperity, and the hand o' the Republican tycoon Jeff Yass playin' a part in the tale. Aye, a wild ride indeed! Arrr!
It all started with a young lad named Zhang Yiming, a cunning entrepreneur with a twinkle in his eye and a thirst for gold. With nothing but a dream and a handful of doubloons, he set sail on the tumultuous waters of the internet, facing fierce competition and deadly obstacles at every turn.
But fear not, for our hero had a secret weapon in his arsenal – the support of Jeff Yass, a wealthy buccaneer and Republican megadonor who saw potential in Zhang's daring enterprise. With Yass's backing, ByteDance weathered the storm and emerged victorious, plundering the hearts and minds of millions with its captivating content.
So raise a tankard of grog to Zhang Yiming, Jeff Yass, and the crew of ByteDance, for they have proven that even the smallest ship can make waves in the vast ocean of the internet. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, indeed!