Arrr, the court be sayin' Bolsonaro can't sail to Trump's grand hoedown! What a jolly twist o' fate!
2025-01-16
Arrr, the mighty judges o' Brazil be tellin' ol' Jair Bolsonaro that his precious passport be stayin' locked away! He thought he could sail to Trump’s grand shindig, but alas, the winds o' justice be blowin' the other way, matey! No raucous party for that scallywag!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas politics and a scallywag named Jair Bolsonaro! It be a dark day in Brazil’s court when the noble Justice de Moraes declared that our former captain, Bolsonaro, shan't be allowed his passport to sail to the grand inauguration of the newly elected U.S. President, Donald Trump.The court be sayin' Bolsonaro couldn’t prove he was invited to the jolly festivity, and let me tell ye, he be swimmin' with sharks as he faces a storm of legal troubles. This ol’ seadog had his passport seized 'cause they reckon he be a flight risk, and he be bellowin’ that he’s bein’ persecuted worse than a parrot on a pirate ship.
With dreams of representin’ the conservative crew at Trump’s shindig, Bolsonaro sent word he’d be sportin’ his best attire. Yet, the court, wise like a barnacle on a ship's hull, maintained that his private motives be not worth the public’s interest in keepin’ him docked.
So, while the Brazilian ambassador sets sail to the gala, Bolsonaro remains grounded, left to ponder his fate amidst a sea of legal woes. Will he find a way to reclaim his ship or be left to swab the decks of history? Only time will tell, me mateys! Yarrr!