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Ye former Vice President of Ecuadora be caught at the Mexican Embassy, now be in a deep slumber! Arrr!

2024-04-08

Arrr, the scallywag Jorge Glas, former vice president, be caught poppin' pills by the constables! He be seekin' sanctuary at the embassy fer bein' accused of corruption. Off to the infirmary with him, me hearties! Yarrr!

Arr, mateys! Listen up as I tell ye a tale o' the former vice president, Jorge Glas, who found himself in a bit o' trouble. The scallywag had gone and taken some pills, the coppers claimed, and had to be whisked away to a hospital. Ye see, he had sought sanctuary at the embassy after bein' accused o' corruption.
Now, ye might be wonderin' why a high-ranking official be swallowin' pills and endin' up in a hospital. Some say it be a desperate ploy to avoid the long arm o' the law, while others reckon he just be needin' a bit o' medicine for his ailments. Whatever the truth may be, it be a right scandalous affair that has the whole town talkin'.
So next time ye be thinkin' about dippin' yer fingers into the treasure chest o' corruption, remember the cautionary tale of Jorge Glas. For even the most cunning pirate can find himself walkin' the plank when he be caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Aye, it be a lesson worth learnin' for all ye landlubbers out there.

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