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Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis be reported that a grand rumble o' the earth hath buried 2,000 souls in Papua New Guinea. Aye, a tragic tale indeed!

2024-05-27

Arrr me hearties, Papua New Guinea be in dire need of assistance from all corners of the globe! A monstrous landslide be buryin' 2,000 souls and 150 homes in Yambali village. Let's rally the troops and send help before the whole island disappears!

Aye, me hearties! The scallywags in Papua New Guinea be tellin' the United Nations that over 2,000 souls may have been swallowed by the earth in a monstrous landslide that struck on the Lord's day. Arrr, the number be three times what the U.N. pegged, with only a meager six bodies found so far.The government official penned a letter to the United Nations, cryin' for help, claimin' the landslide buried more than 2,000 souls alive in Yambali village. The seadogs be scratchin' their heads over the varying estimates, wonderin' how the government arrived at such a ghastly number.The International Organization for Migration be stickin' to their guns with a death toll of 670, awaitin' further evidence. The bilge rat in charge of the U.N. migrant agency's mission be sayin' the number be as shifty as the sea, with the death toll based on the village and provincial officials' reckonin' of buried homes.The Prime Minister be mum on the source of the 2,000 figure, promisin' to spill the beans later. It be a treacherous task determinin' the disaster's scale with the village's remote location, lack of communications, and tribal warfare muddying the waters.The government be strugglin' to count the dead, with census data as elusive as a siren's song. The landslide be not just a tragedy but a blow to the country's coffers, threatenin' the economy like a fearsome storm.

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