"Arrr! Who be this Massad Boulos, the swashbucklin' Lebanese American tycoon and Trump’s trusty matey?"
2024-12-02
Arrr, mateys! Captain Trump be pickin' Mr. Boulos, the swashbucklin' merchant and father-in-law to his fair lass, as his trusty first mate on matters o' the Arab seas and Middle Eastern winds. A fine choice, if ye be askin' this ol' sea dog! Avast, let the adventures begin!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearty crew, for I be bringin' ye news from the high seas of politics! The President-elect, that scallywag Donald J. Trump, has chosen a matey to lend him wisdom on matters o' the Arab and Middle Eastern seas. Aye, it be none other than Mr. Boulos, a fine businessman and a kin o' the Trump clan, bein' the father-in-law to the fair lass, Trump’s daughter!This be a curious choice, indeed! A father-in-law in the captain's quarters? Ye could say the winds o' diplomacy be blowin' through family ties! One can only imagine the banter at the dinner table, where discussions o' trade be mixed with the salt of familial jests. "Pass the peas, and what be yer stance on the trade routes into the Gulf, matey?"
With Mr. Boulos aboard, Trump hopes to navigate the stormy waters of foreign affairs, lest he steer his ship into the treacherous reefs of miscommunication. Yarr, it be a rollickin' tale full o' intrigue, and we shall see if this adviser can keep the sails taut or if they be flappin' in the wind! So hoist yer flags and prepare for a jolly good ride through the tempestuous seas of diplomacy!