The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, me hearties! Be ye seekin' a windmill made famous in 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'? 'Tis for sale in England, savvy?

2023-08-16

Arr, me hearties! The abode where Dick Van Dyke, that scurvy scallywag, hung his hat in that grand flick from '68 be up for grabs! Tis a hefty sum - 9 million pounds, or 11.4 million doubloons if ye fancy American coin. Avast!

Arrr, mateys! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for I bring ye news o' a grand property fit for a pirate's plunder! This be the very same home that belonged to none other than Dick Van Dyke's character in the classic film o' 1968. Aye, ye heard it right, me hearties – this be a house with a tale to tell!

Now, ye may be wonderin' just how much doubloons ye need to part with to claim this treasure fer yerself. Well, hold onto yer peg legs, lads and lasses, for it be listed at a hefty 9 million pounds! That be a whole lot o' pieces o' eight, or 11.4 million shiny pieces o' eight if ye be talkin' in American coinage.

But fear not, me fellow buccaneers, for this hefty price be well worth it! The property be fit for a captain, with all the comforts a pirate could dream of. It be boastin' a grand structure, with rooms aplenty fer all yer pirate crew. Just imagine the tales ye could spin around the fireplace in the parlor, or the feasts ye could prepare in the spacious kitchen!

And that be not all, me hearties! The property be nestled in a prime location, with views that would make even the most seasoned sailor weak in the knees. Imagine wakin' up each mornin' to the sight o' the shimmerin' sea, or takin' a stroll along the sandy shores just steps from yer doorstep. Aye, this be paradise for any pirate!

So, me mateys, if ye be havin' a treasure chest full o' gold or a shipload o' booty, this be the time to part with it. Raise yer anchor, set sail to this grand property, and make it yer own. But be quick, for this be a deal that won't be on the market fer long. Arrr!

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