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Arrrr! Biden be helpin' them scallywags in Iran keep their war chest full with them sanction waivers! Aye!

2024-05-01

Arr matey, the scallywags in Iraq be gettin' a taste o' that sweet electricity from Iran, swappin' five prisoners for some shiny doubloons, and sellin' off petrochemicals like a clever pirate navigatin' round a whirlpool! Yarrr, the plunderin' be in full swing!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the scallywags in the Biden administration have been allowing billions in sanctions waivers that be benefiting those landlubbers in Iran. Aye, they be making unsanctioned oil sales, raking in even more doubloons for the Iranian government to keep them drone factories buzzing and funding their scallywag proxy groups, as a savvy expert told Fox News Digital.Arrr, Jonathan Schanzer, a senior vice president for research at the Foundation for Defense of Democracies, be warning that releasing all that loot into the general funds be giving those scurvy dogs in Iran the means to fund their nefarious activities. Aye, the Biden administration be arguing that the waivers don't directly benefit the Iranian military and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, but savvy seadogs know better.Arrr, the State Department be claiming they haven't lifted a single sanction on Iran, but experts be estimating that between $16 billion and $20 billion in sanctions waivers have been allowed, along with billions more in oil sales. Seems like these government scallywags be playing a dangerous game of cat and mouse on the high seas.

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