Arrr, the holy captain be mending, but best keep a weather eye 'til he's shipshape, say the Vatican scallywags!
2025-02-28
Arrr matey! The good Pope Francis be on the mend after battlin' the treacherous double pneumonia for a fortnight in Davy Jones' hospital. But the Vatican be sayin' his fate be as uncertain as a ship in a storm 'til he be right as rain for a few more days!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the latest tidin's from the Vatican seas! Our good ol' Pope Francis be holed up in Gemelli Hospital in Rome, strugglin' with the dastardly double pneumonia, like a ship caught in a storm! Aye, he be makin' a slow and steady recovery, thank the heavens, as the Vatican booms with news of his peaceful slumber, sans the dreaded "critical" label for two days runnin'!This old sea captain of the Church, at the ripe age of 88, be breathin’ easier thanks to some high-flow oxygen therapy, now with a fancy ventimask to boot! Aye, they say his condition be “guarded,” but the winds of fortune seem to be blowin’ in his favor. He was struck down on Valentine's Day, not by Cupid's arrow, but by a fierce bout of pneumonia, makin' his heart as heavy as an anchor.
Now, Dr. Siegel, the ship's doctor, warns that recoverin' from such ailments be no stroll on the plank, especially for a venerable soul like the Pope, who be havin’ battled many storms before. But fear not, for the good doctor believes the power of prayer and top-notch medical care be a powerful brew! So let us hoist a rum to our beloved pontiff, and wish him fair winds on his recovery voyage! Yarrr!