"Arrr, the landlubbers be cuttin' the doubloons for polio, H.I.V., and such! Aye, what folly be this?"
2025-02-27
Arrr, me hearties! Behold! A treasure trove of 5,800 contracts the Trump crew scuttled this week, all in a flurry o' grumpy missives! A right jolly cancellation spree, if I do say so meself! Avast, those papers be walkin' the plank!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be regalin’ ye with tales of a grand shipwreck o’ contracts, a veritable tempest o' cancellations! Aye, this week, the Trump administration hath cast aside a mighty 5,800 agreements, like a captain chuckin' overboard his creaky ol’ map when he finds a better treasure chart!