Arrr! Israel be claimin' a World Central Kitchen matey helped in the ruckus o’ October's seventh day!
2024-11-30
Arrr, the Israeli sea dogs claim they sent a poor soul to Davy Jones' locker in Gaza! But fret not, says the lass from WCK, for none o' their crew be in cahoots with them scallywags of Hamas! A fine kettle o' fish, indeed!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tumultuous seas of Gaza! It be reported that the Israeli naval knaves unleashed a fearsome strike, taking down a poor landlubber worker on a fateful Saturday. Aye, the winds of war be blowin' fierce!Now, hold yer grog, for the fair maidens o’ the WCK aid crew stepped forth to clear the air. “To the best of our knowledge,” she declared with the fervor of a ship's captain, “none o’ our crew be in cahoots with them scallywags o’ Hamas!” Aye, it seems they be offerin' aid, not trouble, like a kind-hearted pirate slingin' food instead of cannonballs!
So, here we be, caught in the tempest of news from the high seas of conflict. It be a tale of tragedy and confusion, where a hapless worker meets his end, whilst the good folk o’ WCK stand firm, claimin' their innocence like a pirate defending his treasure! Aye, in this grand ocean of calamity, let us remember that not all be foes, even if the tides be against 'em!