Arrr! Parents of the slain lad be beggin' Trump for aid after them scallywags released a hostage!
2025-02-09
Arrr! The kin o' the slain Israeli-American lad, Hersh Goldberg-Polin, be beggin' President Trump to hoist the sails and bring back the 76 poor souls still in Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, let’s fill the ship with their jolly spirits, lest we all be drinkin’ grog in sorrow!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of sorrow and hope on the high seas of heartache. 'Twas on the fateful day of October 7, 2023, that a lad by the name of Hersh Goldberg-Polin was snatched from his home shores by the nefarious scallywags known as Hamas. After a long and treacherous 11 months in the clutches of these brigands, 'tis said he met his doom, yet his parents, Jon and Rachel, made a raucous plea to Cap’n Trump in a video, hopin' to rouse his mighty influence to free the remaining hostages!In a twist o' fate, three other hostages were released, lookin' more like ghosts than men. These poor souls had been held captive alongside Hersh, who was but a distant memory for them. Ol' Jon, filled with fire, demanded that the powers-that-be, including Mr. Witkoff, muster their forces to release the rest o' the captives posthaste! With fervor, he declared, "Let’s not dilly-dally, all 76 hostages out this week!" Yarrr, the urgency be palpable!
As the tale unfolds, the released lads faced a harsh return to reality, learnin' of lost kin and tragic fates. Sharabi discovered his family perished in the initial attack, a grim reminder that the seas be filled with turmoil. So here be a call to action, me hearties! Let us rally 'round the cause for freedom and justice upon the tempestuous waves of life!