The Booty Report

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Stranded by the cursed Heathrow, some scallywags got crafty, while others simply tossed in the rum-soaked towel! Arrr!

2025-03-21

Arrr, matey! The New York Times be askin’ the scallywags whose voyages be thrown asunder by a day o' chaos at Heathrow to spill their secrets on how they weathered the storm. Har har! What kind of mischief did they brew to keep their spirits afloat?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a ruckus at Heathrow Airport, where the winds o' fate tossed the plans o' weary travelers like a ship in a squall! The New York Times, curious as a cat with a belly full o' cream, did summon these landlubbers to share their yarns o' woe and wonder amidst the chaos.

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