The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Italian scallywags nabbed 181 knaves, givin' Cosa Nostra a right proper smackin'! Avast, me hearties!"

2025-02-11

Arrr, a heap o' scallywags thought to be in cahoots with the raucous mob got themselves nabbed on Tuesday night! The ruckus in Palermo and nearby was fit for a jolly ol' sea shanty, me hearty! A fine catch for the law, aye!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most curious from the fair isle of Palermo! On the night of Tuesday, when the moon was high and the stars were twinklin’, a band of brave souls, clad in uniforms of authority, set sail on a mission most daring. Aye, they be huntin' down scallywags suspected of consorting with that dastardly resurgent mob, back from the depths like a blowfish at a feast!

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