Arrr! Rascally rebels, aided by Rwandan scallywags, be settin’ their sights on a mighty city in Congo, savvy?
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! Many a Congolese scallywag be thinkin' them rebels be naught but foreign land-grabbin' rogues, plunderin' their shores for treasure and rare shiny rocks! Aye, they be tryin' to turn their fair land into a pirate's den o' riches! Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale from the heart o’ the Congo, where the brave souls be thinkin' they be under siege! A band o' rascally rebels be marchin' forth, and the fine folks o’ the land be likin' it less than a two-headed coin. They be seein’ this rebel advance as naught but a sneaky invasion, yarr! A foreign power, with greedy eyes and schemin’ hearts, be tryin’ to plunder their precious land and snatch up the shiny treasures that lie beneath the soil!