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Arrr! With a BRICS bequeath, Iran careth not for their outcast status in the West, matey!

2023-08-25

Avast ye scurvy dogs! An invite hath arrived, aye, after a year filled with turmoil at home and a bleak economic storm. 'Tis the result of our newfound allegiance to Russia and China, me hearties.

Arr matey, ye won't believe what I be tellin' ye! 'Twas a year of mighty troubles and dark clouds hangin' o'er the land. The scurvy dogs of domestic unrest be raisin' havoc, makin' the whole place a right mess. And if that weren't enough, the cursed economy be sinkin' faster than a ship with a leaky hull. Aye, it be a grim time indeed!

But here be the real twist in this tale, me mateys. Just when ye thought things couldn't get any worse, the country be turnin' its sights to Russia and China! Aye, ye heard me right. They be makin' a pivot, like a ship changin' course, lookin' for new alliances and such. Blimey, what a bold move!

And just when we thought the troubles be never-endin', a grand invitation be arrivin'! Aye, the powers that be be invitin' us to join 'em for a jolly good time, as if to say, "Forget about yer worries, me hearties, and let's have a bit o' fun!"

Now, ye might be wonderin' who be sendin' this invite. Well, that be a mystery, me mateys. But one thing be clear, 'tis a chance for us to put aside our woes and embrace some mirth and merriment. Arr, a welcome distraction indeed!

So let's hoist the anchor, me hearties, and set sail for this grand occasion! We'll leave behind the troubles and sorrows, and fill our hearts with laughter and joy. Aye, 'tis a time to be merry and forget the troubles, if only for a little while.

But mark me words, me mateys. When the revelry be o'er, we'll face the challenges head-on, like true pirates! For though the waters be rough, we be a resilient bunch. And who knows, maybe this pivot to Russia and China be a stroke of genius. Only time will tell, me hearties. So, let's raise our tankards high and toast to new adventures!

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