The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Kerala be sinkin' like a ship, claimin' over 60 souls—nature's fierce storm be a right scallywag!"

2024-07-30

Arrr, matey! The brave swabs be battlin' the wild seas to reach them far-off villages in Kerala, where the skies be cryin' like a lost sailor! The land be slippin' away quicker than a scallywag with a stolen treasure, and the tally o' souls be risin’ like a ship on the tide!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring ye tidings of woe from the land o’ Kerala! A tempest like no other hath struck, unleashin’ torrents of rain that be givin’ Poseidon himself a run fer his doubloons! The poor souls in them isolated villages be trapped like fish in a barrel, and the rescue workers be havin’ a devil of a time reachin’ ‘em!

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