Arrr, the UN be shakin' in their boots, cryin' o'er coin woes, as Trump be callin' 'em a ship o' fools!
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! During the three-month lull in gold from foreign shores, some scallywags be reckonin' it’s high time to swab the decks of the UN’s crew of 686 blabbermouths, tasked with spreadin' the UN’s grand tales across the seven seas! Yarrr!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the scallywags at the U.N. who be lookin' to trim their sails! Word on the high seas, courtesy of Fox News Digital, be that the U.N.’s Department of Global Communications be under the cannon fire of reform and funding cuts, especially since they’ve been rubbin’ the U.S. and Israel the wrong way. Arrr! Just last month, Captain Trump decreed a review o’ U.N. funds, claimin’ their ship be a tad too leaky and poorly run.Now, the mighty Secretary-General Guterres warns that cuttin’ U.S. gold coins will leave the world a darker place, like a ship lost in a storm! So far, Trump’s office be halting gold for the Palestinian Relief crew and even cuttin' ties with the Human Rights Council, callin' it a ship of fools!
With over 700 sea dogs in the media crew, they be tasked with spinnin’ tales and spreadin' the U.N. gospel far and wide. Some say the U.S. be fundin' a PR crew that spreads anti-American tales, makin' the U.S. taxpayer walk the plank! With U.S. support for the U.N. droppin’ like a lead anchor, the Department be sinkin’ faster than a ship in a storm. So, savvy sailors, as the winds change, will our treasure remain in the U.N.'s coffers, or be sailed to safer shores? Arrr!