Arrr! The solitary sea dogs be risin' like the tide, as chaos storms the globe, matey!
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! The Global Terrorism Index be spillin' the beans that a whopping 93% o' all deadly attacks in the West be done by scallywags sailin' solo—lone wolves, they be! Savvy? Seems even the fiercest pirates can’t find a crew these days! Har har har!
Arrr mateys, gather ‘round fer a tale from the treacherous waters of 2024! A scallywag report from the Global Terrorism Index be tellin’ us that lone-wolf attacks be sproutin’ like barnacles on a ship’s hull! The count o’ nations sufferin’ such dastardly deeds climbed from 58 to a whopping 66, breakin’ nearly a decade of calmer seas, savvy?In the Western realm, a staggering 93% of fatal strikes be carried out by these lonesome brigands, actin’ on their own without a crew! They be settin’ sail on the winds of social media, gamin’ platforms, and them secretive message apps! Aye, it seems the high seas of the internet be a fertile ground fer radical ideas, lurin’ poor souls into the depths of extremism like a siren’s song!
As if that weren’t enough, the report comes on the heels of the capture of a rapscallion named Mohammad Sharifullah, a member of ISIS-K, who be standin’ trial fer his role in the Abbey Gate bombin’ that sank 13 good men in Afghanistan. The likes of President Trump be celebratin’ this catch like a prized fish! So, keep yer eyes peeled, lads, fer the waters be growin’ fierce and treacherous! Yarrr!