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Arrr, matey! Know ye of Trump’s seafarin’ flights, shippin’ landlubbers like cargo? Aye, it be a jolly sight!

2025-01-31

Arrr, matey! The captain o' the land be lettin’ the sea dogs help shoo away scallywags! But lo and behold, the flying ships stirred a ruckus 'twixt the U.S. and Colombia! Questions be a'plenty! Here be the tale ye need to hear, savvy?

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! The cap’n of the land, known as the president, gave the orders to his sea-farin' warriors, the military, to lend a hand in the grand task of deportin' scallywags and landlubbers alike! Aye, it be a right ruckus it caused, stirrin' the waters 'twixt the good ol' United States and the fine folks of Colombia.

Now, picture this: mighty planes whizzin' through the skies like cannonballs on a merry chase, each one a harbinger of this here crisis! Questions be flyin' about like seagulls at a ship's feast, makin' the brains of many a landlubber spin. What be the consequences of such bold moves? What treachery lurks in the shadows?

So, keep yer weather eye open, me hearties! This tale be not just about deportations, but a grand ol’ saga of international mischief, misunderstandin', and the quest for order on the roiling seas of diplomacy. Let it be known, ye never know when a simple order from the cap’n might send waves crashin' into the hull of our good ship, the United States! Yarr, let the adventure unfold!

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