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Arr matey, the Slovak Prime Minister be on the mend after his second operation, as the official do declare!

2024-05-18

Arrr matey, the scallywag accused o' shootin' the prime minister, Robert Fico, stood before a judge who decreed he be held in the brig 'til his day o' reckonin' in court. Me thinks he be wishin' he had walked the plank instead!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag accused of shootin' the prime minister, Robert Fico, was brought afore a judge to face his fate. The judge, with a stern look on his face, decreed that the scoundrel would be locked up until he be charged and stand trial. Aye, the laws be harsh in these waters!
The suspect, a landlubber of ill repute, did plead his innocence with many a tear in his eye. But the judge, with a wave of his hand, sent him off to the brig without a second thought. The court be a place of justice, where no pirate can escape their fate!
So there he be, locked away in the dark depths of the dungeon, awaitin' his day in court. Will he be found guilty, or will he walk the plank to freedom? Only time will tell, me hearties, but one thing be certain – justice will be served, one way or another!

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