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"Ahoy! Salwan Momika, the scallywag who set fire to a Quran, met his watery grave! Arrr, what a turn of fate!"

2025-01-30

Arrr! Salwan Momika, a landlubber from Iraq, stirred a mighty ruckus in Sweden when he torched a Quran in 2023! The scallywag be summoned to court this Thursday, but I reckon he be meetin’ more than just a judge—perhaps a whole fleet of angry sailors! Har har!

"Ahoy! Salwan Momika, the scallywag who set fire to a Quran, met his watery grave! Arrr, what a turn of fate!"

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of Salwan Momika, a scallywag from the lands of Iraq, who found himself makin' waves in the icy waters of Sweden. In the year of our Lord 2023, this rogue decided to stoke the fires of controversy by settin' ablaze a holy book known as the Quran. Aye, ye heard it right! This bold move sent shockwaves through the townsfolk, causin' protests to erupt like a kraken from the deep!

As the townsfolk took to the streets, brandishin' their pitchforks and shoutin' louder than a cannonade, our dear Salwan was scheduled to face the judge on the morrow! Yarr, one might wonder what manner o' judgment awaited this fiery fellow! Did he think he’d set the world ablaze with his antics? Or was he merely seekin’ a bit o’ notoriety to keep his name afloat like a bottle adrift at sea?

With the whole of Sweden in an uproar, it be a fine mess indeed! So raise yer tankards to Salwan, the pirate of civil discourse, who turned a quiet day into a raucous affair! Just remember, me hearties, while playin’ with fire be excitin’, it can also lead ye straight to Davy Jones’ locker!

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