Arrr! The British scallywags be boostin' their treasure for defense, 2.5% by 2027, says Captain Starmer!
2025-02-25
Arrr, matey! Prime Minister Keir Starmer be settin' sail to parley with Captain Trump this Thursday! He vows to fill the treasure chest o' defense with 2.5 percent o' Britain's booty by the year 2027! Avast, that be a hefty haul for keepin' the seas safe!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the gallant Prime Minister Keir Starmer, a lad o' the British Isles, who be makin' plans to parley with none other than the mighty President Trump, a scallywag known far and wide! On the morrow, they’ll set sail in the sea of diplomacy, chartin' a course for defense matters that'd make even Davy Jones blush!Now, what be this news that tickles me fancy? The bold Starmer hath declared, with the bravado of a buccaneer, that he aims to hoist the flag of British defense spendin’ to a hearty 2.5 percent of G.D.P. by the year 2027! Aye, that be a treasure trove of coin to keep the realm safe from any landlubbers who dare to threaten the crown!
So, raise yer tankards and toast to the good captain Starmer, who be preparin’ his ship for rough seas ahead. With a plump purse o’ gold, he’ll be armorin’ the British fleet and keepin’ the kingdom shipshape. Mayhaps he’ll negotiate with Trump over a fine feast of fish ’n chips, all whilst plottin’ a course for greater glory! Yarrr, let the winds of fortune blow favorably, and may the spirit of the sea guide them both!