Arrr, tourist nabbed by locals fer climbin' the hallowed Mayan heap! Video be showin' a right scallywag tussle!
2025-03-23
Arrr, matey! A scallywag be clamberin’ up the steps o’ Kukulcan’s grand temple, while a mighty crew o’ landlubbers swarmed the place to mark the spring equinox! ‘Twas a sight fit for a treasure map, but with more sunburns and fewer gold doubloons! Ha-ha!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties, fer a tale of a scallywag in Mexico who thought it wise to scale the grand Temple of Kukulcan, a fine treasure among the New Seven Wonders o’ the world! Aye, this landlubber showed his true colors last week as he scampered up the steps while a throng o’ 9,000 tourists marveled at the spring equinox!But lo and behold! Local folk were not pleased, and they took justice into their own mighty hands! With the fury of a stormy sea, they set upon the knave, shoutin’ for him to be “sacrificed” like the ancient Mayans once did! The National Guard, bless their hearts, tried to shield him as he was beset upon, but a good whack with a stick seemed to be in order, if ye ask me!
This miscreant, a 38-year-old German swab, even tried to hide inside the pyramid, but alas, he was found! He now faces hefty fines fer his folly, reminded of the truth that in these parts, climbing ancient wonders be strictly forbidden since 2006! The tale echoes of a Polish rascal from two years prior, who met a similar fate. Aye, let this be a lesson to all ye buccaneers: respect the ancient stones, lest ye be met with the wrath of the locals and the law!