The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Olympic sea dogs be delayin’ their triathlon ‘cause the Seine be stinkier than a bilge rat’s backside!

2024-07-30

Arrr, me hearties! On the morn of Tuesday, the scallywags be sayin’ the waters o’ Paris be as safe fer swimmin' as a kraken's hug! Best keep yer sea legs on dry land, or ye might catch more than a mere splash! Har har har!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale from the fair city of Paris, where the rivers run swift and, alas, a tad murky! It be the morn of Tuesday, and the brave souls organizing a grand swim in yon Seine be struck with a mighty blow! The water, it seems, be not fit fer a pirate nor a landlubber to dip their toes in!

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