Arrr! Palestinians be settin' sail t' charm Trump, spyin' on Tiffany's kin like scallywags seekin' gold!
2024-11-10
Arrr! The landlubber Abbas be parleyin' with Tiffany Trump's swashbucklin' father-in-law, penning sweet nothings to the new captain of the ship—an ardent matey of Israel! Aye, 'tis a curious sailin' of words, me hearties!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the doughty Palestinian chieftain, Mahmoud Abbas, who be settin’ sail on a diplomatic voyage, seekin’ fair winds with none other than the father-in-law of young Tiffany Trump! Aye, ye heard that right! The swashbucklin’ Abbas be penning missives o' peace to the captain of the ship called the presidency, a stout supporter of the land o' Israel.