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Arrr! A band o’ landlubber experts be sayin’ that scallywag nurse Lucy Letby be innocent! What next, a parrot speaks?

2025-02-08

Arrr, matey! It be said Lucy Letby, a scallywag accused of sendin' seven wee babes to Davy Jones’ locker, be claimin' foul play! A new scroll whispers she be a victim o' a grand misfire of justice. Aye, the seas o' truth be murky indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the shores of Manchester, where a fair lass named Lucy Letby finds herself in a pickle most dire! Convicted of sendin’ seven wee babes to Davy Jones’ locker and tryin’ to do the same to seven more, this neonatal nurse be thinkin’ she’s been wronged by the high seas of justice.

With a tale as twisted as a sailor’s knot, they called her a "malevolent presence" at the Countess of Chester Hospital. Aye, she even scribbled a note admitin’ her dark deeds! But lo and behold, a band of wise sea dogs, including a former minister, be claimin’ she’s innocent as a fresh-caught fish! They say there be no solid proof, and a recent report from a crew of medical experts be suggestin’ that the wee ones met their fate from nature’s hand or shoddy care, not her dastardly doings.

The Criminal Cases Review Commission be on the case now, lookin’ to uncover the truth. As Letby awaits her fate in the brig, the tale be far from over, with more charges possibly lurkin’ in the depths! So hoist the sails and keep watch, for this saga be filled with mystery and intrigue aplenty! Yarrr!

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