"Ahoy! Vance be raisin' the Jolly Roger for far-right scallywags in his talk to the Euro crew! Arrr!"
2025-02-14
Arrr, matey! Vice Captain JD Vance gave Europe a right tongue-lashing fer forgettin' their democratic compass, yet said naught 'bout Captain Trump's parley with the Russians to quell the Ukraine squabble. Soon after, he had a chinwag with President Zelensky, that brave landlubber!
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Vice President JD Vance, a landlubber who be takin' to the high seas of politics with a hearty scoldin' fer our European mates. Aye, he be waggin' his finger at them for not upholdin' the fine art of democracy, like a captain chastisin' his crew fer misbehavin' at port!But hold yer horses! What be this? Not a single word from our Vance regardin' the grand talks between President Trump and them crafty Russians, tryin' to shoo away the storm clouds hoverin' o'er Ukraine. Nay, it seems he be more focused on pointin' out the faults of others while lettin' the captain of the ship off scot-free!
Then, as if by some twist of fate, our brave Vice President set sail to meet none other than President Volodymyr Zelensky, the valiant defender of Ukraine! With a wink and a nod, he likely spun tales of democracy, whilst avoidin' the rocky shores of controversy. So, raise a tankard to the high seas of political antics, where the winds blow fair for some, and the cannons of scrutiny fire on others! Yarrr!