Arrr, Syria’s head swashbuckler be whisperin’ of a timeline fer a jolly good vote, savvy?
2024-12-30
Avast, me hearties! Ahmed al-Shara, the scallywag who sent Bashar al-Assad to Davy Jones' locker, be as clear as murky seas 'bout the electoral shenanigans ahead. Arrr, what a fine jolly mess we've got brewing!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! There be a tale from the windswept shores of distant lands, where a scallywag by the name of Ahmed al-Shara be raisin’ fierce rebellion against the tyrant Bashar al-Assad! Yarr, this brave captain led a crew of ragtag rebels, topplin' the dastardly despot from his lofty perch, like a ship’s mast in a furious storm!But, avast! When it comes to the matter of electin' a new ruler to steer the ship of state, ol' Ahmed be as clear as a foggy night on the high seas. Aye, he offered naught but a riddle wrapped in a mystery for those seekin' to chart the course of this electoral process. What’ll it be, ye ask? A fair vote, a pirate brawl, or a game of chance with pieces of eight? Who knows, me hearty!
So, here we be, livin' in a world where yer future be as uncertain as a treasure map with no “X” to mark the spot. Let it be known that while the rebel hearts be strong, the way forward be clouded as a rum addled sailor’s brain. So hoist the flags high, me hearties, for adventure awaits, but the path be shrouded in the mists of uncertainty!