Arrr, the Pope be holdin’ steady after a month in the sick bay, workin’ from his fancy hammock, ye scallywags!
2025-03-15
Arrr, mateys! The good Pope Francis be bouncin' back like a cork on the high seas, a month after bein' laid up with a nasty cough and double lung scallywag! The Holy See's parley told us so on Saturday. Avast, let’s raise a tankard to his speedy recovery!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to the tale of Pope Francis, the high seas' own Holy Father, who be battlin’ with a wicked case of bronchitis that turned into pneumonia. A month’s passed since he was thrown into the brig of Gemelli hospital, but alas, the news be good! His condition be stable, like a ship on calm waters, as the Vatican declares he be “out of danger from death.” Arrr, what a relief for all!Our brave pontiff has been busier than a one-legged pirate in a stampede, signin’ off on a grand reform to make the Church more inviting to all souls. While catchin’ some z’s and prayin’ for smooth sailing, he’s also been chasin’ away the cough with high-flow oxygen therapy. Aye, he still needs a bit o' hospital therapy and some physiotherapy to get back to his swashbucklin’ self!
On the week celebratin’ his 12th year as the pope, he even munches on solid foods, showin’ signs of improvement. The good nuns manning the Vatican switchboard be overwhelmed with calls from worried souls, all a-wonderin’ about their beloved leader, like children awaitin’ word from their father. So, raise a tankard, me hearties, for Pope Francis, may his sails be filled with fair winds soon! Arrr!