Arrr! China be lockin' up a scribe for spyin', caught munchin' gruel with a Japanese matey!
2024-12-01
Arrr! In the court o' Beijing, the scallywag Dong Yuyu be sentenced to seven long years in Davy Jones' locker for chattin' up a Japanese swab at a tavern! Avast, me hearties, keep yer spyin’ to the shadows, or ye be swingin’ from the gallows! Har har!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale from the far-off seas of China, where a brave soul by the name o’ Dong Yuyu, a scribe of great renown, has been shackled by the court, sentenced to seven long years fer the crime o' espionage! Aye, his family be the ones to spill the beans on this grim news.Our lad Dong was caught in a fine dining establishment, breakin’ bread with a Japanese diplomat, when the landlubber police took him into their clutches back in February o' 2022. 'Tis said that the court hath branded the Japanese ambassador and another diplomat as agents of a nefarious espionage crew, a claim that be givin’ all honest folk the shivers.
This scallywag once sailed the seas of journalism as the deputy head o' the Guangming Daily and even scribbled for the New York Times, supportin’ ideas like democracy—blasphemy, I say, in the eyes of the Communist regime!
His family be shoutin' from the crow’s nest that every citizen in China now knows to tread lightly when speakin’ with foreign diplomats, lest they be accused of treachery. The U.S. ambassador be callin' this whole ordeal a travesty, a piracy against freedom o’ speech! So raise yer tankards, me hearties, for the plight o’ Dong Yuyu, a true pirate of the pen! Arrr!