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Arrr! U.N. be claimin' Israel sent 15 brave souls to Davy Jones' locker in Gaza. What a scallywag move!

2025-04-01

Arrr, the United Nations be squawkin’ that Israeli swabs sent good folk to Davy Jones' locker whilst aidin’ the wounded! They then tossed 'em in a big ol’ pit. But Israel be claimin’ nine o’ the 15 were scallywag militants! A right mess, it be!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous waters of the United Nations seas! It seems the Israeli scallywags have been up to their old tricks, claimin' they sent a pack of cannonballs to the depths where brave souls met their doom whilst tryin’ to lend a hand to the wounded folk. Aye, they say a good number of these poor souls now lie in a mass grave, as if they be nothin’ but cannon fodder!

But hold yer horses, me mateys! The Israeli crew be rebuttin’ this tale, declarin' that nine of the fifteen who met Davy Jones were none other than militant ruffians. Arrr, it be a classic case of “he said, she said,” and who knows what the truth be? Perhaps a parley could set the record straight, or mayhaps we be caught in a squall of mischief and double-talk!

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