"Arrr! Trump be hoisting the Jolly Roger for America, daring all seas to test his 'America First' might!"
2025-03-04
Arrr, matey! Ol’ Captain Trump be sailin’ the seas of diplomacy with a tongue sharper than a cutlass, scuttlin’ alliances like a drunken parrot on a treasure map! His squawkin' has left a trail of scallywags wonderin’ who be their true mates! Avast, the ship's a-wobblin’!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of a captain named Trump, who sailed the high seas of politics, but alas, his tongue be sharper than a cutlass!