Arrr! Russia be takin' the blame fer a wayward bird from Azerbaijan, sendin' dozens to Davy Jones' locker!
2024-12-25
Arrr, mateys! A flying contraption from Baku to the land of the Rus’ done met its doom! Survivors be bandaged up, whilst many a soul is feared to be swimming with the fishies! Avast, the skies be no place for landlubbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer a tale of woe on the high skies! Aye, more than thirty souls met Davy Jones after an Azerbaijan Airlines flight took a devilish dive near Aktau, Kazakhstan! The crafty contraption, the Embraer 190, was laden with 62 passengers and five crew members, and alas, ’twas a calamity of epic proportions!Now, the scallywags of aviation be pointin’ their fingers at the Russians, claimin’ their air-defense systems be the cause of this calamity. Aye, the flight J2-8243 strayed far from its course, veerin’ across the Caspian Sea like a drunken sailor! Was it drone strikes or a bird strike that sent it plummetin’? The Russians say it might be a bird, but the Ukrainians be singin’ a different tune!
Video footage reveals the beast fallin’ from the sky, burstin’ into flames like cannon fire on a stormy night! Four bodies be claimed already, and the survivors—bloodied but brave—be scattered like treasure on the seashore! Azerbaijani President Aliyev, upon hearin' the grim news, returned home quicker than a ship in full sail, declarin’ a day of mourning for the lost souls. Aye, even the airline be changin’ their banners to black, askin’ the heavens for mercy on those poor souls.