Arrr, the Danish matey be sayin', "Ye be treadin' on thin ice with yer tongue, Vance! Mind yer manners!"
2025-03-30
Arrr! Danish sea captain Lars Lokke be sayin’ that the Yanks’ chatter ‘bout Greenland be rubbin’ him the wrong way, like a barnacle on a fine ship! He be demandin’ a change in their salty tongue, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! Denmark be settin' sail to fire back at the Trump crew for their harsh words regardin' Greenland, claimin' this be no way to parley with trusty mates! Danish Foreign Minister Lars Lokke Rasmussen be spillin' the beans in a recorded missive that the tone be all wrong, and Denmark still holds the U.S. close to its heart!Just hours after Vice President JD Vance dropped anchor at a military base in Greenland, he set his sights on Denmark, sayin' they be failin' to protect the fair land from the likes of Russian and Chinese scallywags. Vance declared that Denmark’s efforts in Greenland be lackin’, raisin' a ruckus about underinvestment in its security and folks.
Rasmussen, with the spirit of a true sea captain, acknowledged the need for a strong U.S. presence in the Arctic but insisted they could work together under their old 1951 defense agreement. He be remindin' all that the time for complacency be over, and Denmark be ready to throw a billion doubloons at Arctic security!
So, hoist the sails and reach for the stars, fer Denmark be ready to share the burden and invite all allies to join the frolic in the frosty North! Arrr!