Arrr, the Biden crew be takin’ their sweet time to call the Sudan ruckus a proper genocide, savvy?
2025-01-11
Arrr! The new captain o' the Senate ship be blastin' the Biden crew fer waitin' a mere 13 days 'fore they scuttle their ship to shout ‘Genocide!’ in Sudan's stormy waters. Talk about a late sail, matey! What be they thinkin', hoardin' their cannon fire 'til the last tide?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Biden crew, a band of scallywags who be gettin' a right good scoldin' from the Senate's fearsome Captain Risch of Idaho! Aye, just as the last sails be settin' on the previous captain's ship—only 13 days 'til he leaves—Biden's lot doth declare the ruckus in Sudan as "genocide." Blimey!Secretary Blinken be shoutin' from the crow's nest, sayin' the Rapid Support Forces be commitin' heinous acts, targetin' the innocent like cannon fodder—murderin' men, boys, and even wee infants! The seas be churnin' with famine and chaos, and the good senator's been shoutin' about the atrocities for near a year. Why, he be callin' for sanctions long before the crew finally stirred from their slumber!
With the Sudanese folks sufferin' like sunburnt sailors, Risch be claimin' the Biden crew's tardy response be sinkin' America's influence faster than a leaky boat. He be warnin' that this mess could lead to further piracy and turmoil in the region, threatenin' the very safety of the seven seas!
So, what say ye, me hearties? Will the Biden crew pull their socks up and steer the ship right, or be they lost at sea with the rest of the scallywags? Arrr!