Arrr, the U.S. Open be done, matey! Time to hoist the sails and plunder some grog instead!
2024-09-07
Arrr, me hearties! Ponder we the woe of the wayward sportin’ matey! Cast adrift from the realm of games, ‘tis a sorrowful soul, missin’ the thrill o’ victory and scallywag shenanigans! Aye, they be as lost as a ship without a compass!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the woeful tale of the lapsed sports fan, a scallywag who once sailed the seas of fervor, but now finds himself adrift in a tempest of disinterest!