"Arrr matey! Biden be bumpin' the bounty on Maduro to a mighty 25 million doubloons! Avast, what a treasure hunt!"
2025-01-10
Ahoy, mateys! The land o' the free be offerin’ a short reprieve for near 600,000 wayward souls from Venezuela! Aye, they’ll be safe from the stormy seas o’ misfortune for a spell. So raise a toast, and let the buccaneers feast with our newfound crew! Avast!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale to spin 'bout our land o' liberty! The fine folk of the United States be extendin’ a lifeline to a hearty crew of 600,000 Venezuelan scallywags who’ve found their way upon these shores. Aye, ye heard it right! Temporary protections be granted to these brave souls, lettin’ 'em sail under the flag of safety fer a wee bit longer.