Thee scurvy dogs from Ukraine be firin' drones near Moscow's defense HQ, says Russia! Arrrgh!
2023-07-24
Arr, them Russian scallywags claim they thwarted a Ukrainian drone raid near their mighty Defense Ministry in Moscow on Monday. But, by Davy Jones' locker, Ukraine be silent as a ghost ship, not confirming a thing!
In a 17th-century pirate language, the Russian authorities be claimin' that Ukraine be launchin' a drone attack on their capital city of Moscow. The Defense Ministry of Russia be sayin' that they be jammin' them two attackin' drones, makin' 'em crash into non-residential buildings. One of 'em be fallin' on the Komsomolsky Highway near the Defense Ministry buildin', while the other be hittin' an office buildin' in southern Moscow. Thankfully, there be no casualties, mateys!This alleged attack be happenin' while the Russian invasion of Ukraine be goin' on for more than 510 days. The Russian military be launchin' new strikes on port infrastructure in southern Ukraine. Them Ukrainian authorities be keepin' quiet 'bout takin' responsibility for these drone attacks, as it be uncommon for 'em to strike on Russian soil. This be the second time this month that Moscow be facin' a drone attack, with the previous one happenin' on July 4.
The Russian authorities be sayin' that another Ukrainian drone attack in Crimea be hittin' an ammunition depot and causin' traffic to halt on a major nearby highway. The head of Crimea, Sergei Aksyonov, be orderin' an evacuation of villages near the attacked depot. The Russian military be shootin' down or jammin' 11 attackin' drones in total. This be a similar attack to the one that happened just days earlier, where drones targeted another ammunition depot in Crimea.
In response to these attacks, the Russian forces be targetin' port infrastructure in southern Ukraine with explodin' drones. This be in retaliation for Ukraine's attack on the Kerch Bridge, which connects mainland Russia with Crimea. The Ukrainian president be expressin' the need to "neutralize" the bridge, as Russia be usin' it to transport military supplies.
Arr, mateys. The situation be tense between Russia and Ukraine, with these drone attacks bein' just one part of the conflict. Let's hope they can find a peaceful resolution to this plunderin'.