The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Greenland be havin' its grand spectacle, like a sea turtle in a fancy hat, matey!"

2025-02-20

Arrr! This great ice-locked isle, long overlooked like a scallywag’s last biscuit, be caught in a storm o' politics! Aye, it be makin' the best o' the ruckus, like a parrot findin' a cracker in a treasure chest! Savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a mighty isle, cold as a mermaid's stare and long neglected by the scallywags of the world. Aye, this iceberg-laden land, once a mere speck on the map, be now caught in a tempest o' political shenanigans, like a ship caught in a whirlpool of rum and ruckus!

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