The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The A.N.C. be sendin’ Jacob Zuma’s appeal to Davy Jones’ locker, ye scallywags! No quarter given!

2024-11-22

Arrr, matey! The landlubber’s ruling crew cut the ropes with their old captain in July, after he set sail for the enemy fleet in the last election! A right scallywag, he be! Now they be swabbin' the decks, lookin' for a new captain to haul ‘em to victory!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus brewin' in the land o' politics! In the merry month of July, the ruling crew, known as the governin' party, decided to cut the ropes with their former captain, the president. Aye, it be a tale as twisted as a sailor’s knot!

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