The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Israel be stiffer than a barnacle on a ship's hull in them Gaza truce parley, says the scrolls!

2024-08-13

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be makin' five new whoppers o' demands, scrawled on parchment like a treasure map! Seems they be negotiatin' harder than a parrot in a pickle! Aye, let’s see if we can shanghai those demands into somethin' worth our gold!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of high stakes and low tides! Word from the landlubbers be spillin’ like a leaky barrel—aye, the country has laid down five new demands, like a captain claimin' his booty after a long voyage!

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