Yonder landlubbers be runnin' for their lives, clad in naught but their swimmin' britches, as wild infernos be ravagin' their precious vacation spot!
2023-07-23
Arr! Aye, mateys! Be it known that a horde o' landlubbers be scramblin' like rats abandonin' ship on the Greek isle o' Rhodes! Flames be a-dancin', burnin' brighter than a scurvy pirate's gaze, as them wildfires refuse t'be tamed!