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"Arrr! US Navy vessels swatted away them pesky Houthis in the Gulf of Aden, like a fly on me rum!"

2024-12-02

Arrr, matey! The valiant sea dogs aboard the USS Stockdale and USS O’Kane thwarted a scallywag squad o’ Houthi ruffians tryin’ to plunder our fine ships! By the rum of Neptune, CENTCOM be shoutin’ their praises! Aye, the high seas be safe for another day!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a jolly tale from the high seas! This past weekend, two brave U.S. Navy destroyers, the USS Stockdale and USS O’Kane, thwarted a scallywag attack from those pesky Iranian-backed Houthi rebels whilst sailing through the treacherous Gulf of Aden. Aye, the fearless sailors faced a barrage of missiles and flying contraptions, yet none were harmed nor any ships damaged. What a fine display of naval prowess!

These gallant vessels were on a mission, escorting three merchant ships when the rascals launched their cowardly offensive. But fear not! The destroyers showed them no mercy, sending three ballistic missiles and an assortment of aerial contraptions back to Davy Jones’ locker! CENTCOM declared this escapade a testament to their commitment to keep the seas safe for all goodly folk.

Just weeks prior, the U.S. forces laid a whuppin’ on Houthi weaponry in Yemen, targeting their stash of dastardly devices. With the mighty F-35C stealth fighter making its combat debut, the air was thick with adventure! So, raise yer tankards to our brave sailors who defend the waves against all scoundrels!

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