Arrr! Putin be givin' Trump a hearty "aye," but still keeps his treasure map hidden, savvy?
2025-03-13
Arrr, me hearties! Putin be sayin’ he’s aboard the ceasefire ship with Trump, but warns it be a bonnie boon fer Ukraine! He be wishin’ fer a peace plan that sticks like barnacles to a hull. Aye, talkin’ a lot without hoistin’ the sails, he be!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the high seas of diplomacy, where Russian dreadnought Vladimir Putin be thankin’ the landlubber Donald Trump for tryin’ to put an end to the ruckus in Ukraine. Aye, he be callin’ for peace that lasts longer than a ship’s voyage on a calm sea, instead of a mere 30-day truce, which be akin to a ship’s anchor that don’t hold!Putin spoke with the care of a parleying pirate, sayin’, “Aye, we support a ceasefire, but let’s not be makin’ it a mere breather for the Ukrainians to sharpen their cutlasses!” He warned that if the truce be granted, it might just give Ukraine the chance to regroup and rearm, like a crew readyin’ for a fresh cannonball fight.
But hold yer horses, for our matey Ushakov chimed in, warnin’ that such a ceasefire be naught but a temporary breather, mark me words! Meanwhile, Ukraine’s own captain, Zelenskyy, be hopin’ for peace, but he worries Putin be draggin’ his feet like a treasure-laden ship stuck in the muck. So raise yer tankards, lads and lasses, for this saga of ceasefires and demands be far from over! Yarrr!