The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Biden sails to Africa, spoutin' tall tales while China be plunderin' the seas! Aye, what a jest!

2024-12-02

Arrr, this week President Biden be sailin' to Angola, tossin' treasure like a drunken sailor to snag them electric battery metals! But, shiver me timbers, it seems the crafty Chinese have already plundered the best booty! Avast, talk about bein' outsmarted by scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer word has it that President Biden be settin' his sea legs upon the shores of Africa for the first time, seekin' to carve a legacy amidst the swells of opportunity and peril. But lo and behold, China's grip on the continent looms like a stormy cloud, threatenin' to rain on Biden's parade o' grand promises.

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