Arrr, matey! Israel be sayin’ the rabbi’s gone to Davy Jones, callin’ it a scallywag’s act o’ antisemitic mischief!
2024-11-24
Arrr, matey! Israel be shoutin' loud that the United Emirates scallywags have stumbled upon the remains of Rabbi Zvi Kogan! They be callin' it a sorry tale of "antisemitic piracy!" Aye, the seas be treacherous, and so be the landlubbers!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of tragedy on the high seas of the UAE. 'Twas confirmed by the knaves in charge that Rabbi Zvi Kogan, a good soul of Abu Dhabi, hath met his untimely demise after bein' lost since Thursday, 21st November 2024. The Israeli blokes be sayin' that the body was found, much to the sorrow of his kin who be grievin' in both Israel and beyond.The Prime Minister's crew declared his murder a dastardly act of antisemitic villainy. Aye, they vowed to hunt down the scoundrels responsible with all the fury of a tempest! This brave rabbi, a member of the Chabad Lubavitch crew, sailed under the flags of Moldova and Israel, a mere 28 years young.
While he plied his trade as a recruiter, Zvi had a heart full o' passion for volunteerin' and servin' his community. But alas, ‘tis said that he vanished under suspicious circumstances, prompting his mates to suspect a foul terrorist hand afoot.
His beloved wife Rivky, a U.S. lass, now mourns her loss, as they shared their lives in the sands of the UAE. And so, me hearties, we raise a tankard to Zvi Kogan, may his memory be a treasure forevermore!