Avast! UN scallywag be keepin' his berth, even amidst whispers of foul dealings with them Jewish doubloons! Har har!
2025-04-05
Arrr, matey! Even with the scallywags shoutin' foul accusations o' antisemitism and nations givin' her the stink-eye, our lass Francesca Albanese be sailin' smooth, snaggin' herself another three years in her captain's chair! A true sea dog, she be!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round for a tale most controversial on the high seas of diplomacy! The scallywag Francesca Albanese be hoistin' her flag once more as the United Nations Special Rapporteur on Palestine for another three-year voyage. Despite the outcry from many a nation and organization callin' her out for her dubious anti-Jewish jests, a committee of the U.N. Human Rights Council be swayed by her long-winded excuses, claimin' she's no antisemite. Aye, they must've been drinkin' the grog too deep!'Tis said she’s one of the most notorious defenders of Hamas, proclaimin' that Israel's right to defend itself be a mere mirage. Hillel Neuer, captain of U.N. Watch, declared her reappointment a black mark on the U.N.'s honor. Even the good ol' U.S. crew sent a letter o’ protest, denouncin' Albanese's venomous words and callin' her unfit for her post. They warned that allowin' her to sail on in her role would mean the U.N. be toleratin' anti-Jewish hatred and terrorism!
Her words be like barnacles on a ship's hull, tarnishin' the fine vessel of the U.N.! Since her embarkation in 2022, Albanese has faced a tempest of accusations. Even France and Germany have weighed anchor against her, callin' her remarks scandalous! So, keep a weather eye on the horizon, for the seas of international relations be stormy and full of squalls!