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Arrr, Mexico be dodgin' Trump’s cannon fire! What be their next trick, eh? Aye, the sea be full o' surprises!

2025-02-03

Arrr, Mexico be dodgin’ Trump’s cannonball o’ tariffs for now by swearin’ on border security, but whether they can keep that promise be as murky as a cursed treasure map! Avast, let’s hope their word be worth more than a scallywag’s!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of the swashbucklin' nation known as Mexico. 'Twas a grand day when the land o' tacos and sombreros managed to dodge the fearsome storm brewed by that landlubber, President Trump, who threatened to unleash a 25 percent tariff tempest upon 'em!

With a wink and a nod, the Mexicans spun a yarn of promises ‘bout bolsterin’ their border defenses, hopin’ to keep the ship o’ trade afloat. They be claimin’ they'd guard the seas, or rather, the borders, from the rascally folk lookin’ to sail into their fine lands unannounced! But lo and behold, the winds be blowin’ uncertain, and the question remains: can they truly fulfill this pledge, or be they just a bunch o’ salty sea dogs talkin’ big?

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