Arrr, matey! Trump be sayin' let not the US meddle in Syria's squabble, layin' blame on that scallywag Obama!
2024-12-07
Arrr, mateys! As them Islamist scallywags be rampagin' to toss ol' Assad overboard, our newly crowned captain, Trump, be shoutin’ for the U.S. to keep its treasure outta the fray! Aye, let ‘em tussle while we sip rum and watch the show!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a ruckus brewin’ in the land of Syria, where President-elect Donald Trump be weighin’ in like a mighty ship on the high seas! He be sayin', "Syria be a mess and not our friend; let it stew in its own trouble!" Aye, those radical Islamist scallywags be knockin' on the door of Assad's palace, ready to cause a ruckus!Trump, with a tongue as sharp as a cutlass, be takin’ a jab at former Captain Obama for lettin’ the red line slip like a slippery eel back in '13 when the tyrant Assad unleashed his chemical fury on the good folk. "All hell broke loose!" he bellowed, watchin’ Russia dance around like a drunken sailor, too busy with Ukraine to save Assad's skin.
As the rebel forces seize more cities than a pirate crew takin’ over a treasure ship, the Israeli military be on high alert, fendin’ off attacks from the blaggards. Secretary Blinken be talkin’ with Turkey, the main backer of this rebel rabble, while the U.S. keeps a watchful eye over the squabble! So grab yer grog, for the winds be shiftin’ in the stormy seas of Syria!