Arrr! The Taliban be settin' loose ol' Glezmann after a parley with the Yanks 'n' them Qatari swabs!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! The Taliban scallywags let loose the Yank, George Glezmann, on Thursday, after some chinwaggin' with them Qatari buccaneers and the ol' Trump crew. Seems a bit of parley did the trick, savvy? Now he be free to sail the seas of liberty!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be servin' ye a tale of high seas diplomacy! On a fine Thursday, the dastardly Taliban be lettin’ loose ol’ American swab George Glezmann after keepin’ him locked away in their dark brig fer over two long years! Aye, twas the crafty negotiations between the Trump crew and Qatari folk that set the scallywag free, so they say!With the wind at his back, Glezmann sailed from Kabul's airport on a voyage to Doha, where he be meetin' U.S. hostage envoy Adam Boehler and a band of Qatari sea-dogs awaitin' to greet him. This ol' salt had been taken captive while wanderin' Kabul's shores back in December 2022, but now he be on his way home to his fair lass Aleksandra!
The Qatari diplomats, keepin’ the peace like fine shipmates, brokered this goodwill release. The Taliban, tryin’ to show they be trustin’ the Qatari crew, let Glezmann go—though reports say they be holdin' another American mate, Mahmood Habibi, in a secret cove. What a tangled web of intrigue and pirate diplomacy, eh? So hoist the sails and raise a mug, fer George be free at last! Yo ho ho!